25 Absurd Jokes — Gloriously Pointless | Good Bad Jokes

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What do we want?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWwwwwww…
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?" The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is!"
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What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge!
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A horse, a dog and a fish walk into a bar.
The fish suffocates.
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What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!
When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww…
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What do you call someone with 6 eyes, 2 mouths and 3 ears?
Ugly!
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What is blue and not heavy at all?
Light blue!
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A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
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Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a house?
This is due to their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
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What's white and annoying at breakfast?
An avalanche!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and can't feel fear.
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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