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Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.
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What is the difference between three and two?
One!
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?
Just the people who are in charge of that decision.
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What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.
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