25 Absurd Jokes — Gloriously Pointless | Good Bad Jokes

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a job.
The bartender says "A talking dog! You should be in the circus!" The dog says "Why would a circus need a bartender?"
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What do you call someone with 6 eyes, 2 mouths and 3 ears?
Ugly!
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.
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What is the difference between three and two?
One!
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?
Just the people who are in charge of that decision.
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What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.
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