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What do an anesthesiologist and an Italian mother have in common?
The first question out of their mouth is always "How long has it been since you ate?"
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: it's either her, or my addiction to sweets…
The decision was a piece of cake!
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Why is it hard to date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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