Family & Relationships Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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So my wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but it turns out she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?
Thanks for the mammaries!
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
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