Family & Relationships Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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How does a polygamist hippie count his wives?
1 Mrs. Hippie. 2 Mrs. Hippie. 3 Mrs. Hippie…
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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: it's either her, or my addiction to sweets…
The decision was a piece of cake!
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So my wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but it turns out she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?
Thanks for the mammaries!
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
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