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Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?
I don't wanna be Obama-self!
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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How does a polygamist hippie count his wives?
1 Mrs. Hippie. 2 Mrs. Hippie. 3 Mrs. Hippie…
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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