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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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What do an anesthesiologist and an Italian mother have in common?
The first question out of their mouth is always "How long has it been since you ate?"
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Why is it hard to date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
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How does a polygamist hippie count his wives?
1 Mrs. Hippie. 2 Mrs. Hippie. 3 Mrs. Hippie…
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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: it's either her, or my addiction to sweets…
The decision was a piece of cake!
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So my wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but it turns out she just wanted to do laundry.
So I folded.
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What did the 85-year-old say to a woman at a senior’s dance?
So, do I come here often?
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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