Clean Jokes About Food & Drink | Good Bad Jokes

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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: it's either her, or my addiction to sweets…
The decision was a piece of cake!
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants!
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How did the magician get chocolate on his shirt?
He had some Twix up his sleeve!
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What do you call flat Mountain Dew?
Plateau Dew!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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