History & Religion Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Does anyone need an ark?
I Noah guy.
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How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
Nien!
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile!
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bale!
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How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis
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Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name!
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa!
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb must change from within.
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What's Helen Keller's favourite colour?
Velcro.
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