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Knock knock.
Who's there?Voodoo.Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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Don't make the same mistakes twice.
Say NO to reincarnation!
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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What's white and annoying at breakfast?
An avalanche!
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I bought a dog from a locksmith.
As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door!
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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?
Ian!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Panther.Panther who?
Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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