Misc Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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Knock knock.
Who's there?Voodoo.Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home!
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Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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What do hillbillies drink out of?
Hiccups!
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
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