Misc Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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Shopping centers are boring.
If you've seen one, you've seen the mall!
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Voodoo.Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?
Ian!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Panther.Panther who?
Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming!
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