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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they're never gonna meet.
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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1, 2, and 3 walk into a bar. 2 asks for a drink.
"You're mean," says the bartender.
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Doctor: “Sir, your test results show that your DNA is backwards.”
Patient: “AND?!”
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Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
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I swallowed a bunch of synonyms today.
I got thesaurus throat I've ever had!
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How come nobody at the king's table laughed when he farted?
Because noble gases don't cause reactions!
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There are 3 types of people in this world…
Those that are good at Math and those that are not.
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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