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Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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1, 2, and 3 walk into a bar. 2 asks for a drink.
"You're mean," says the bartender.
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The brain is 40% AI.
The rest is BRN.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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Why don't mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?
Because they know it's just another irrational fear!
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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How does the moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Jupiter.Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry up and open this door!
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
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What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
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Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
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