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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?
Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and can't feel fear.
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9!
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
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What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?
I can't breathe!
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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Why was three afraid of two?
Because he killed every one!
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What is the difference between three and two?
One!
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