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Why don't mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?
Because they know it's just another irrational fear!
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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Doctor: “Sir, your test results show that your DNA is backwards.”
Patient: “AND?!”
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What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
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What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9!
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
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What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?
I can't breathe!
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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Why was three afraid of two?
Because he killed every one!
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What is the difference between three and two?
One!
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