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Why don't mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?
Because they know it's just another irrational fear!
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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The brain is 40% AI.
The rest is BRN.
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1, 2, and 3 walk into a bar. 2 asks for a drink.
"You're mean," says the bartender.
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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting zoo!
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What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. The Extra Testicle!
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they're never gonna meet.
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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