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Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
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How do you organize a party in outer space?
You planet.
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How does the moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it.
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Doctor: “Sir, your test results show that your DNA is backwards.”
Patient: “AND?!”
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I swallowed a bunch of synonyms today.
I got thesaurus throat I've ever had!
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What do you call someone who only read 12.5% of the Bible?
An eightheist.
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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting zoo!
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What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. The Extra Testicle!
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they're never gonna meet.
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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