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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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Doctor, Doctor, I'm shrinking!
I'm sorry sir, you'll have to be a little patient.
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Why are pediatricians always angry?
They have little patients!
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
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What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?
A branch manager!
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