Dad Jokes About Professions | Good Bad Jokes

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's something I could really see myself doing!
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out!
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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I broke my arm in two places, you know what the doctor said?
Stay out of those places!
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He PASTA away!
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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What’s the award for being the best dentist?
A little plaque!
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Why don't mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?
Because they know it's just another irrational fear!
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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