333 Fully Groan Puns So Bad They're Good

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  How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?

  Pull down your pants and show him your nuts!

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  What do you call a camel in a drought?

  A dry humper!

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  What was the foots favourite type of chips?

  Dori-toes!

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  What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?

  Lack toast intolerant!

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  What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?

  Don't wok away from me!

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  How do you think the unthinkable?

  With an itheberg!

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  What do you call a magician dog?

  A labracadabador!

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  What do you call twins who live together?

  Womb-mates!

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  What’s the award for being the best dentist?

  A little plaque!

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  My dog used to chase people on a bike.

  It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!

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  Why was the broom late for the meeting?

  It overswept!

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  Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

  Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!

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  When does a joke become a dad joke?

  When it becomes apparent!

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  What do you do when your shoes get holes in them?

  Reboot!

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  Whats the derivative of Amazon?

  Amazon Prime!

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