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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother...
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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A clown is eating 2 cannibals.
"Who tastes funny now?" said the clown.
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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What's worse than Friday the 13th?
Monday the whatever.
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I was walking my dog through a graveyard this morning and waved at the groundskeeper. "Morning!" he called.
"No mate", I replied. "Just walking the dog."
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa!
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If you die before someone else, does that mean you've beaten them to death?
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleTON!
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