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I might have an open casket funeral…
Remains to be seen.
1588 votes · ·
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What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!
1760 votes · ·
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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
1116 votes · ·
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
1770 votes · ·
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
2250 votes · ·
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Why do ghosts love elevators?
Because they lift their spirits!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
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