42 Dark Humour Jokes — Not for the Faint-Hearted | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
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How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis
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I might have an open casket funeral…
Remains to be seen.
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting petting zoo!
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How do you make a clown cry?
You kill his family.
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call them, they ain't coming!
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Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Right where you left it!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?KGB.KGB wh—*[slap]*
Ve vill be asking the qvestions!
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If you die before someone else, does that mean you've beaten them to death?
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What's a Leper's favorite musical?
Footloose!
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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian…
Well, they're not laughing now!
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I'm not saying that cosmetic surgery cured my depression…
But it definitely put a smile on my face.
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
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