45 Dark Humour Jokes — Not for the Faint-Hearted | Good Bad Jokes

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Knock knock.
Who's there?KGB.KGB wh—*[slap]*
Ve vill be asking the qvestions!
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
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I'm not saying that cosmetic surgery cured my depression…
But it definitely put a smile on my face.
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
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What's Helen Keller's favourite colour?
Velcro.
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What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?
I can't breathe!
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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Why was three afraid of two?
Because he killed every one!
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What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A sheep!
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally!
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Why did princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother...
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So a seal walks into a club...
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