21 Actually Funny Bars & Drinking Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!
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A joke walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Whoa, I never meta joke before!"
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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