30 Actually Funny Farm Animal Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a dancing chicken?
Poultry in motion!
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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What do you call a pig who's lost his voice?
Disgruntled!
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I can't take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him.
My fault for getting one that's pure bred...
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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How did the Scotsman find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying!
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What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A sheep!
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroking off!
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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