30 Actually Funny Farm Animal Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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What is a duck's favourite drug?
Quack!
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A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
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What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
Twerkey!
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting zoo!
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
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Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Right where you left it!
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit the idiot. ..... Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken!
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Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their butt quacks!
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A horse, a dog and a fish walk into a bar.
The fish suffocates.
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What do you call a dancing chicken?
Poultry in motion!
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