19 Actually Funny Sea Life Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam.
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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
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What's rock hard and full of seamen?
A submarine!
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!
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Where do you find the most fish?
Between the head and the tail!
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A horse, a dog and a fish walk into a bar.
The fish suffocates.
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What do you call a fish wearing a tie?
Sofishticated!
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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