Absurd Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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What do we want?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWwwwwww…
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?" The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is!"
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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a job.
The bartender says "A talking dog! You should be in the circus!" The dog says "Why would a circus need a bartender?"
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What is blue and not heavy at all?
Light blue!
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it!
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A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
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Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a house?
This is due to their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
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What's white and annoying at breakfast?
An avalanche!
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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What do you call someone with 6 eyes, 2 mouths and 3 ears?
Ugly!
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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