282 Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
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What did one hat say to another?
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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I broke my arm in two places, you know what the doctor said?
Stay out of those places!
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A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
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