282 Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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Who's the king of the classroom?
The Ruler!
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?" The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"
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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is!"
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How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
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What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?
Nobody knows!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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What's the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle!
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What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!
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