282 Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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What do you call a cow you've seen before?
Deja moo.
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Why is the Easter Bunny a great brewer?
Because he knows a lot about hops.
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of dad jokes...
But they are a solid number two!
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How do you organize a party in outer space?
You planet.
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Shopping centers are boring.
If you've seen one, you've seen the mall!
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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