282 Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their butt quacks!
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's full groan!
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I often tell Dad jokes.
Sometimes, he even laughs!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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What do you call a cop in bed?
A pig in a blanket!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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Why is the Easter Bunny a great brewer?
Because he knows a lot about hops.
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Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of dad jokes...
But they are a solid number two!
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