258 Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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I quit my job after what the boss said to me.
What did he say? Youre fired!
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