66 Kids Jokes about Animals | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a pig who's lost his voice?
Disgruntled!
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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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What do you call a dancing chicken?
Poultry in motion!
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, it's not coming.
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What kind of frog is part Polish?
A tadpole!
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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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I can't take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him.
My fault for getting one that's pure bred...
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said, "No, but I've seen him play golf!"
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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Why are dogs bad at dancing?
They have two left feet!
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a house?
This is due to their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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