19 Anti-Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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What do we want?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWwwwwww…
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
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What time do you go to the dentists?
Whatever time they book you in.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call them, they ain't coming!
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What do you call someone with 6 eyes, 2 mouths and 3 ears?
Ugly!
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What is blue and not heavy at all?
Light blue!
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it!
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A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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What's white and annoying at breakfast?
An avalanche!
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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