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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they're never gonna meet.
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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There are 3 types of people in this world…
Those that are good at Math and those that are not.
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