207 Dad Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's something I could really see myself doing!
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Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time!
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool!
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Does anyone need an ark?
I Noah guy.
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running from the ball!
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Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
Because it's pointless.
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I sold my vacuum the other day…
all it was doing was collecting dust!
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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
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How do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam.
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