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What kind of frog is part Polish?
A tadpole!
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What do you call flat Mountain Dew?
Plateau Dew!
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Knock, knock.
Whose their?
It's your English teacher, we have a lot of work to do...
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas!
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said, "No, but I've seen him play golf!"
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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