207 Dad Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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One day the Canadians will take over the world…
Then you'll all be sorry!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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