15 Kids Jokes about Family & Relationships | Good Bad Jokes

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Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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I often tell Dad jokes.
Sometimes, he even laughs!
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Why is it hard to date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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What do an anesthesiologist and an Italian mother have in common?
The first question out of their mouth is always "How long has it been since you ate?"
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: it's either her, or my addiction to sweets…
The decision was a piece of cake!
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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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