38 One-Liners for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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One day the Canadians will take over the world…
Then you'll all be sorry!
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends!
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I've got a great joke about construction…
but I'm still working on it!
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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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There are 3 types of people in this world…
Those that are good at Math and those that are not.
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian…
Well, they're not laughing now!
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Cricket.
No matter who wins, both teams, and all the fans, are losers.
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: it's either her, or my addiction to sweets…
The decision was a piece of cake!
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