199 Puns for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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What’s the award for being the best dentist?
A little plaque!
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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