199 Puns for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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