179 Q&A Jokes for Kids | Good Bad Jokes

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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football?
Because it's a contact sport!
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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Why is it hard to date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a house?
This is due to their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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What's white and annoying at breakfast?
An avalanche!
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What do an anesthesiologist and an Italian mother have in common?
The first question out of their mouth is always "How long has it been since you ate?"
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Doctor, Doctor, I'm shrinking!
I'm sorry sir, you'll have to be a little patient.
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Why are pediatricians always angry?
They have little patients!
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants!
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