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What time do you go to the dentists?
Whatever time they book you in.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and can't feel fear.
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What's white and annoying at breakfast?
An avalanche!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
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A horse, a dog and a fish walk into a bar.
The fish suffocates.
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What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!
When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww…
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call them, they ain't coming!
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it!
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What is blue and not heavy at all?
Light blue!
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How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
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What do you call someone with 6 eyes, 2 mouths and 3 ears?
Ugly!
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
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What is the difference between three and two?
One!
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What do we want?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWwwwwww…
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