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Everyone asks where's Waldo…
Nobody ever asks *how's* Waldo.
1339 votes · ·
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Always trust people who like big butts.
They cannot lie.
1660 votes · ·
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A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
1826 votes · ·
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I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…
Luckily only one crow showed up!
1946 votes · ·
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they're never gonna meet.
2062 votes · ·
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's something I could really see myself doing!
4457 votes · ·
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
5247 votes · ·
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!
5778 votes · ·
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I sold my vacuum the other day…
all it was doing was collecting dust!
3002 votes · ·
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A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
2635 votes · ·
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Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
3895 votes · ·
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
2302 votes · ·
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I miss my umbilical cord.
I grew attached to it.
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Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
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