All Bad Jokes — Browse, Vote & Find Your Favorites | GoodBadJokes.com

▲-642▼
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christoper Walken
2158 votes · ·
▲+685▼
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents!
1821 votes · ·
▲+393▼
What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
1777 votes · ·
▲+243▼
Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
1761 votes · ·
▲+454▼
What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
1772 votes · ·
▲+600▼
What did the perverted frog say?
"Rubbit"
2066 votes · ·
▲-407▼
What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
1799 votes · ·
▲+186▼
Knock knock.
Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*
1749 votes · ·
▲-1▼
Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
3 votes · ·
▲+191▼
My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
1710 votes · ·
▲+993▼
Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"?
No? That's because it hasn't come out yet...
2219 votes · ·
▲-2077▼
A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother...
3607 votes · ·
▲-402▼
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
1922 votes · ·
▲+73▼
Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
2453 votes · ·
▲+143▼
A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
3085 votes · ·

« Prev 1…22 23 242526 Next »

Displaying Joke 361 – 375 of 382 in total