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How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo Drizzle
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Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"?
No? That's because it hasn't come out yet...
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
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What did the perverted frog say?
"Rubbit"
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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