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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNGGGgggg
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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What did the perverted frog say?
"Rubbit"
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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
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