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Why can't you use 'beefstew' as a password?
It's not stroganoff!
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What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?
A cannibble!
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What do you call fairy tales told really, really quickly?
ASAP's fables!
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What do you call someone who only read 12.5% of the Bible?
An eightheist.
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What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
Soup or cauliflower fish sticks, eggs, peas… all delicious!
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How does a polygamist hippie count his wives?
1 Mrs. Hippie. 2 Mrs. Hippie. 3 Mrs. Hippie…
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What do you call karate for amputees?
Partial arts.
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What do you call a bird with a bad cough?
A phlegmingo!
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I'm writing a book about WD-40.
It's Non-Friction.
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What do you call a cow you've seen before?
Deja moo.
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"Comfortable?" asked the waiter.
"No sir, I come for food."
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Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their butt quacks!
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Shopping centers are boring.
If you've seen one, you've seen the mall!
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Why is the Easter Bunny a great brewer?
Because he knows a lot about hops.
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's full groan!
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