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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother...
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Knock knock.
Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*
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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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