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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEE🎶
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What did the doe say coming out of the woods?
Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!
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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
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What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A sheep!
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You check for fresh prince!
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
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What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?
His korea is over!
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He PASTA away!
1900 votes · ·
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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