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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEE🎶
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What did the doe say coming out of the woods?
Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!
1201 votes · ·
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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
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What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A sheep!
2078 votes · ·
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You check for fresh prince!
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
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What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?
His korea is over!
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He PASTA away!
1897 votes · ·
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
1809 votes · ·
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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
1755 votes · ·
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
2678 votes · ·
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What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bale!
1961 votes · ·
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Who's the king of the classroom?
The Ruler!
2010 votes · ·
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
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