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Always trust people who like big butts.
They cannot lie.
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He PASTA away!
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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Who's the king of the classroom?
The Ruler!
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
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What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?
I don't wanna be Obama-self!
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What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee!
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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