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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running from the ball!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!
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What do hillbillies drink out of?
Hiccups!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
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Why do ghosts love elevators?
Because they lift their spirits!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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I sold my vacuum the other day…
all it was doing was collecting dust!
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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What do rappers use in their laundry?
Bleeee-otch!
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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home!
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I broke my arm in two places, you know what the doctor said?
Stay out of those places!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool!
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